you'll never fumigate the demons

that is it. I'm convinced that on the 7th day, god created Kohl's. so why isn't it in the bible? because he didn't want everyone to know he's a bag hag. god and I have this in common. and when I go into Kohl's and see a purse that was originally $68 on sale for $13.60 (80% off) you are GOD DAMN RIGHT I LEAP ON THAT SHIT. in fact, I'll take two. AW FUCK IT. I'LL TAKE 3! and buy 3 I did. oh yes, I bought 3 brand new leather purses today (they're the same bag but in three different colors: beige, red and black) for $44 when it should have been like $210.

I still can't believe it

hello everyone, you've probably never met me before. my name is Fallons Secondhand Embarrassment, esquire. seeing as this is the first time we've met, it would be gracious of me to introduce myself properly by letting you know why I've highjacked Fallon's journal here. this is why:


have a great rest of your day. god knows I won't. not after that.



(editors note: okay, Fallon is back. did I not mention that I'm the editrix around here? no? ah, well... the more you know, right? anyway, I'd like to point out that them playing soccer/FOOTBAAALL was cute, but the closeups of him in the studio and out in the wild were pretty embarrassing... but no where near as embarrassing as the ending)

I haven't finished downloading it yet, but I can't wait to listen to this album. HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG WITH A COVER LIKE THIS?